egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
benedictcumbertwats: smallblogger: “there were no black people in the film brave” “there were no fat people in the les mis film” “there were no humans in the film The Hobbit.”
i called the humane society and it turns out my cat AND his brother are getting adopted right now. right fucking now before the place was going to close. what the flying fuck. I have to be fucking cursed. Why does this shit always happen to me? All I fucking wanted was a cat. I fell in love with Naboo and bought all his stuff already and then some rich fuck comes in and buys him and his brother...
danksubmission replied to your post: i gotta wait 20 hours before i can get my kitty i suggest you prepare yourself for the CUTENESS EXPLOSION!! when i got my kitty i stayed home from school the next day just to stay home and look at her ahhh <3 it’s basically what i’m doing I keep staring at the litter and cat food and just hoping no one adopts Naboo before I can get there,...
i gotta wait 20 hours before i can get my kitty
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO TILL THEN
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
patrickandmarcus: Women’s complaints: We don’t make enough money, we’re hypersexualized, polticians vote over control of our bodies, we’re blamed for our own assaults Men’s complaints: They keep saying they hate us oh man I could tear this fucking post apart but I’ll leave it to someone like postsatire
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fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets It’s so they can sell us bags
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t...– Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via -5280)
i hate using my dad's account on xbox
but what can you do when your xbl runs out